i draw things. sometimes i even post them (but it's not often lol sorry). i can be found under Lackofa at twitch/insta/twitter.

 

Anonymous asked

Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?

that-twink-over-there:

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starlightcataclysm:

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fwugresonance:

gh0stquartz:

frambicallyscrantling:

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Penis blast hilarious

penis blast nefarious

diverse types of penis blast call the penis blast various

penis blast electrical

penis blast delectable

penis blast campaigning call the penis blast electable

sorry

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Anonymous asked

What's your favourite animorphs fanfiction?

ruinconstellation:

thejakeformerlyknownasprince:

Tptigger’s The Tocsin” is my personal #1 favorite!

However, a few other Animorphs fics that stand out for me:

Animorphs: Facebook News Feed Edition by Ember Nickel.  This is hilarious and whacky and has some great commentary on Animorphs’ imperfect continuity.

The Hork-Bajir Job and Teach Me How to Say Goodbye by Poetry (@featherquillpen on Tumblr).  Both of these crossovers are extremely different in tone, format, content, and plot.  However, both accomplish exactly what I always want from a crossover, by providing awesome characterization for the canon team and brilliant commentary on the ways they’d function in a situation very different from canon.

Take Me Out by neinlives.  This one is just high-quality good fun.  It’s set in a postwar world where the characters get to be happy, which I always love.

Elfangor’s Folly by KimHoppy.  Probably my favorite long read in the Animorphs fandom, this is a full-series retelling of Elfangor sticking around to train the Animorphs that makes excellent use of subtly biased narration.

Please other people add your own!  I feel bad that I’ve racked up so many dead links as things have been taken down, and this is a super-informal list off the top of my head that’s probably missing a lot of good ones.  Self-promotion is 100% encouraged.

Avamorphs by suzukiblu (@suzukiblu). 90k. It’s the cast of Avatar: The Last Airbender as Animorphs, with Zuko as a yeerk in the human boy Lee.

Parting the Clouds by Derin (@derinthescarletpescatarian). 885k, Cassie POV, very heavy on the themes. An incredible read.

Wikipedia: Guidelines for Covering Extraterrestrial Topics by primeideal. 1.5k. What it says on the tin.

Alterhuman by acaciapines. 29k. Summary: After Rachel’s death, Tobias meets a Yeerk nothlit, and doesn’t know where to go from there.

Portraits from the Revolution by Callmesalticidae. A set of short stories about Yeerks, after the war is done.

The Persistence of Memory by SoloMoon (@thejakeformerlyknownasprince​). 11k. A set of short stories, very heart-wrenching. 

Eleutherophobia by SoloMoon. My #1 favourite, well-crafted, masterfully executed writing. 322k. Tom and Eva survived the war.

beaft:

thinking about the woman next to me at the self checkout earlier today who tapped my shoulder and whispered “hey look at this” and when i turned around she had the biggest grin on her face as she held up an enormous strawberry that was shaped exactly like a penis

blumineck:

I know I’m late to the party, but I love this game so much!

Also the dash shot is very fun and I will be adding it to my moveset from now on!